Rachael Burks » Whistler

Three month whirlwind… quick up-to-speed:

Rachael — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:51:26 +0000

Since the end of my ski season ie- me visiting AK— I’ve been on the road pretty much ever since. Three bachelorette parties, one wedding, one surf trip, one brother sighting, and one visit to BC… booyhahhh…. Here’s my last three months in a nutshell:Snowbasin:Star Burger.Alaska:Rich:Tara and Hand :Portland wine tasting, drag shows, and the whole nine yards that come along with things for Sara’s Bachelorette party:Mexico:San Diego for Sara’s wedding:Santa Barbara to visit my bro:Vegas for Jessie’s bachelorette:Look at the people screaming for Jess’s high kick and Bev’s singing!Only three still standing at 6:00 am. Then Nug came into town for Britta’s Bachelorette Party: White Rim(Britta-ah-ah-ah makes a sexy bride)Somewhere in there Julian shaved his neckbeard….I saw David Byrne…My mom had a birthday party….I went to Whistler for Canada Day:Britta simulated sky diving in Seamus’s kitchen: & Dirt forgot to open his eyes for our only group shot. good talk. Well… that’s a quick up to speed. Did I mention I got pneumonia in Canada?sucked… but I still love Canada.

Act III; Scene I : “Really? Am I still here?”

Rachael — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:09:45 +0000

So… let’s face it. I was supposed to hang in Whistler for a weekend…. and it ended up being about three weeks? My last trip up to Whistler of the season was incredible. WOW. really? is this real? -no. It’s Whistler.Same cast:Same confusion: different capacities?Laziness….never- we left it up to our fearless Tweedle Dumbest to look on to ideas full of greatness…..full of ups…some almost ups….and a couple of failures. close though Seamus.After some serious strategy and hours of discussion: It was on. like. Act III end of play. GT’s= good times, good talk. The end.

Act II; Scene II: “Butt Day”

Rachael — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:42:19 +0000

characters:sober girl little boy girl party girlsmart girland of course, smarter girl ready set….goodmorning… Beers! wrrrrrow….. kitty.ready, set….. more beers! + some skiing:let the races begin! damn we’re good at skiing. we kind-of win… ”I have an idea… let’s go to the bar with our camel-backs on?” says Sober Girl. “let’s think about that?”…..“GREAT IDEA!!!” consensus .do we win?“does this face mean anything to you?”ooowhooowhooo….

Act II; Scene I: “Whistler in the City”

Rachael — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:28:58 +0000

After shredding with a huge crew of Whistlerites on the weekend I decided to head to the city with two of the raddest girls I’ve met EVER: Sasha ooohwhoohoo and Shannon ooohwhoohoo x2. Really? Is it possible to have such a gorgeous day in Vancouver?—it was the most perfect day ever>> we had people paying for out ferry tickets to Granville Island, incredible wine and mussels, and the lights literally turned green for us all day. The company was definitely the best part though of an already incredible day. The kind of girls that they write songs about—so much fun. Dirt joined us for dinner as we ate incredible Japanese cuisine! We drank aloe vodka pusstails and ate incredibly different and delicious food. There were a few wildcats seen from the car on the ride home. Great conclusion to a great day!

Act I; Scene I: “Whistler-Plan B”

Rachael — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:53:23 +0000

The Cast: The dumb character The violent character The Wizard

The Tweaker

Frodo Baggins

Location: Somewhere in the Whistler Village.

Setting: Everyone is stoked because it’s a long weekend, and the Utards are in town.

Ready, set, action!:

confusion-in a “Leaving Las Vegas” kind-of-way

more confusion- in a jesus with-a-purple beard kind-of way.

Protesting….. with helmets and yellow jumpsuits to a theme song of “Don’t Stop Believing”?

violenceviolencemore violence

and nothing but a drunken weasel in the end… (of scene I)